10 Things I learned in France:
- Not everyone in Europe speaks English. And if they do, chances are they don’t understand my accent.
- French people are rude.
- Crepes are the only food group.
- Europeans sometimes, but not always, are smelly.
- Coke Classic is better in Europe.
- When something in France breaks, it stays broken.
- French lingerie is beautiful, and is traumatic to my bank account.
- Frenchies really are the skinniest people I’ve ever seen!
- Greek people = American people.
- Whole Grain Big Mac’s exist in Europe.
